• i wish i had a weird girl to hangout with

  • HEARTBREAKING: Poor girl has to get out of the soft warm bed even though she is so so so so comfy

  • HEARTWARMING: Since it is night, girl finally gets to crawl back underneath the covers and be so so so so comfy

  • HEARTWRENCHING: Morning has come again, poor girl suspects she might be stuck in a Sisyphean curse

  • sorry for being cringe i was trying to have a human experience

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    — Emily Brontë, from "Wuthering Heights", originally published c. 1847.

  • me as a youtuber making thousands of dollars off of video essays paraphrasing the Wikipedia articles for horrific travesties throughout European and Asian history: uhh okay I’m not even gonna TRY to pronounce that one 😂

  • for anyone who’s really self-conscious about pronouncing foreign words and sounding stupid or offensive: imho, any attempt is better than doing this. this is the worst thing you could do. (though if you’re going to attempt, putting a bit of elbow grease and earnestness in trying to pronounce it correctly is always seen and appreciated)

  • the bridge troll when i refuse to answer his riddle:

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  • One of my favorite things is taking someone to the Great Lakes for the first time - or describing how you can fly over them and see only hundreds of miles of glittering blue water and no coasts at all; how they have their own Coast Guard (the only lakes to do so); that the Earth's rotation steers their currents; that they're studied using ocean models; that they have wrecked more than 6000 ships - and watch them realize that the word "lake" is misleading and that they had no idea of the size and majesty of them at all.

  • Some fun facts about her majesty, Lake Superior:

    • It has a surface area of 31,700 sq. miles, roughly the size of South Carolina or Austria.
    • It's incredibly deep and has enough water to cover all of North and South America to a depth of 12 inches.
    • Waves over 30 feet have been recorded.
    • Its deepest point is 1,333 feet, which is the third lowest point in North America
    • Its average temperature is around 36 degrees Fahrenheit (2 Celsius), which inhibits bacterial growth in bodies, diminishing bloating and gas, and frequently shipwreck and drowning victims to sink to the bottom and never be recovered.
  • sry for having a certain allure which only the enlightened can see

  • do not fear! all vampires are queer!

  • Why is people spelt like that. Peaple. Peeple

  • my favorite line

    "I have wanted courage, I have thought about fire..." —Sharon Olds, The Language of the Brag

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